Swiss chalet humiliation

The girls wanted to go to swiss chalet tonight for dinner. They are pretty loud talker once they get going, and you never know what might home out of their mouths. Tonight there were 3 minor embarrassments. One of the waitresses was walking around, checking on the tables, and as she passed Willow said, that lady is scary... With her teeth! Then later when I was looking for our waitress to bring the bill, willow said, is she the scary one with no hair? Lasty, after dessert, willow sits on her knees and shows me her belly, and says "I have a little bit of room left right in here, because I just tooted." Luckily there were people sitting right beside us to catch that one :P Sent from my BlackBerry device on the Rogers Wireless Network

Lessons from a roast chicken

We had a roast chicken for dinner tonight, and the girls had a lot of questions about all the different parts of the chicken. We talked about breast meat, cartridge, fat, skin, drumsticks, and what we can eat and what we can't eat. After taking in all this new knowledge, Willow says "Mommy, if you die, I will eat both of your boobies. Because they are fat, and that is where the taste is!"